Damn you Flppto, you play too rough. Look what you did!
The Commander is just too dumb to die like he ought to. Maybe we'll get lucky and he will anyway. Chances are low.
You enter a longterm recovery program. Nevermind the fact that no one is paying attention to the Evil Power Master, they're too busy worrying over the Commander. I hope they all get vaporized into... vapor!
Ending AL:
Type: Non-Ending/What-The-Hell
Well, that was three solid pages of boring. Let's see if putting Flppto in charge (an awful idea) ends it on a better note.
We assign leadership to Flppto, because in our feverish state we're too busy having fever dreams to full realize what he did to us. Commander, now is not the time to put that guy in charge.
Flppto takes our position. He's taken everything from us, now our title. We sit in a hospital bed, unable to stop him or the Evil Power Master. That bites.
Ending AM:
Type: Non-Ending/What-The-Hell
Ending Catalogue:
Total Endings: 30
Non-Endings:V AL AM AV AX AY BB BE BF BG
Victory Endings: Z AC AG AR AT AW
Failure Endings: P Q W AA AB AH AI AJ AN AP AS AY BA BC BD BF BG
Death Endings: Q W AA AB AH AI AJ AP AS BA BC BD
What-The-Hell Endings: P V AA AG AL AM AN AX BA BE BG AJ AV
And with that, we've seen all 30 endings and have concluded the War With The Evil Power Master. 10 Endings that aren't. 6 measly victories. 18 ways to FAIL. 12 ways to die. And 13 endings that don't make any sense at all. I think that's about enough torment from this book.
Here are the idiots responsible for this travesty.
Next time on War With The Evil Power Master...
OH HELL NAW.
No, I don't think we'll be reading the prequel. We will, however, be going over some of the wonderful photoshopped entries we've received. I might make a video of it, so keep your eyes peeled. In the next couple of days, I'll also announce the winners, so stay tuned viewers!
4 comments:
Well, that was shorter expirience than I thought it'd be. Bit different from the game let's plays.
Ok, back to our reqular lives and let's see what you come up with next time.
It sucks that I can't read your SA posts anymore. I was able to do that for a while, why not now? Must be some sort of free previw or somthing.
Hehe, Crotch lasers with Flppto rape. Man that book is going to give me nightmares.
Hmm..that was an extraordinary adventure...my only complaint would have to be that the end was...less satisfying than it should've been. For La-Mulana, Cave Story and heck, even Skuljagger there was some form of victory at the end...in this, we kinda just get a compilation of all the endings, and a horrible horrible loss. Not as satisfying as it could've been...*shrug*
Sorry to keep posting comments on a thread nearly 6-months dead... but DAMN! Look at that list of credentials! All those degrees!
...and the idiot STILL can't write!
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