You know what, most of you want to rush headlong into this. But I'd rather be paranoid awhile longer. Surely the book wouldn't punish me for that...
Oh come on. That bites. For our continued indecisiveness, we get lazered out of nowhere. We die. And the neighbors read our mail.
Wow. I'm excited about the prospect of not being murdered right out of nowhere in the next ending we get.
...I'm going to pretend I didn't see page 61 for a second.
In any event, we land in the jungle, leaving Hard Man behind. Vines grab us for no damn reason. And... and...
OH GOD NO
Umm... yeah. Bird Ape. I... I hate this book so much. I... argh.
Right. So as we left off we were saved out of freaking nowhere.
It's Colin. Oh joy. With ridiculous antique weapons. Like all good commanders, Colin is a failure and most of his party is dead.
Decision time. We can run through the damn jungle, looking for the Evil Power Master and getting murdered by vines and bird apes (AX), or we could leave this horrible place and go to Follop (AY).
But something tells me we're going to regret tomorrow's update. Or at least I am.
Total Endings: 26
Non-Endings:V AV BB BE BF BG
Victory Endings: Z AC AG AR AT AW
Failure Endings: P Q W AA AB AH AI AJ AN AP AS BA BC BD BF BG
Death Endings: Q W AA AB AH AI AJ AP AS BA BC BD
What-The-Hell Endings: P V AA AG AN BA BE BG AJ AV
- ▼ 2007 (33)