Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Branch AK: Jungle Base

You know what, most of you want to rush headlong into this. But I'd rather be paranoid awhile longer. Surely the book wouldn't punish me for that...



Oh come on. That bites. For our continued indecisiveness, we get lazered out of nowhere. We die. And the neighbors read our mail.

Ending AJ:
Type: Failure/Death/What-The-Hell

Wow. I'm excited about the prospect of not being murdered right out of nowhere in the next ending we get.





...I'm going to pretend I didn't see page 61 for a second.
In any event, we land in the jungle, leaving Hard Man behind. Vines grab us for no damn reason. And... and...



OH GOD NO

Umm... yeah. Bird Ape. I... I hate this book so much. I... argh.
Right. So as we left off we were saved out of freaking nowhere.





It's Colin. Oh joy. With ridiculous antique weapons. Like all good commanders, Colin is a failure and most of his party is dead.

Decision time. We can run through the damn jungle, looking for the Evil Power Master and getting murdered by vines and bird apes (AX), or we could leave this horrible place and go to Follop (AY).

But something tells me we're going to regret tomorrow's update. Or at least I am.


Ending Catalogue:
Total Endings: 26
Non-Endings:V AV BB BE BF BG
Victory Endings: Z AC AG AR AT AW
Failure Endings: P Q W AA AB AH AI AJ AN AP AS BA BC BD BF BG
Death Endings: Q W AA AB AH AI AJ AP AS BA BC BD

What-The-Hell Endings: P V AA AG AN BA BE BG AJ AV

5 comments:

SirGameandWatch said...

Run through the damn jungle.

Anonymous said...

...I'd try to say something funny right about now, but my head is exploding with pain.

Just...just go back to Follop. At least there we managed to survive for awhile.

LaZodiac said...

AY! Lets go see if waiting afew hours has fixed the city.

Bastard said...

Follop's a coward!! The big ape birds sure are nothing to our mighty and true 'ol comm... Hmm... I wonder if there will be an option to feed Follop for those Bird Apes in order to save our skins?

Anyways, this might be a bad idea but let's stick around and search for goodies.

Anonymous said...

I love the AJ ending...
Blah blah blah bla- *explode*