When we last left off, we were about to go search for the Evil Power Master's jungle base.
I'm not exactly sure why Colin explaining his reasoning behind the base theory and hearing some maniacal gloating counts as the end.
Well, that was no good. Let's leave this wretched planet and go to Follop.
Bird Apes destroy your ship, because that is how they roll (with their beaks).
This is the price we pay for analyzing this tape: The planet kills us. So let's just head toward it without hesitation. Although...
Our escape vehicle explodes. Hard Man gets knocked around. The Commander is a mess. Flppto moves to help h-
NO FLPPTO THAT IS NOT HOW YOU HELP HUMANS YOU DO NOT HELP HUMANS BY FORCING THEIR STUNNED BODIES TO GIVE YOU FELLATIO! RAPE IS NOT THE ANSWER! FLPPPPPPPTOOOOOOOOOOOO!
We... um... the book has delivered us the final insult. It has taunted us and tormented us. Now? It has violated us. And we will never be the same.
You thought the Evil Power Master was bad, all this time? Well, we just got raped by Flppto. Now you realize why I was so enthusiastic about shooting him.
Blacking out is a natural reaction to martian rape. And we're unfit to lead. And injured. And violated. Oh... god.
Who do we put in charge now? Tonto (AL) or Flppto (AM)?
AS IF IT MATTERS. NOTHING MATTERS NOW.
Total Endings: 28
Non-Endings:V AV AX AY BB BE BF BG
Victory Endings: Z AC AG AR AT AW
Failure Endings: P Q W AA AB AH AI AJ AN AP AS AY BA BC BD BF BG
Death Endings: Q W AA AB AH AI AJ AP AS BA BC BD
What-The-Hell Endings: P V AA AG AN AX BA BE BG AJ AV
- ▼ 2007 (33)