Monday, November 12, 2007

Branch AO: Friend or Foe

Pfft, we can handle this on our own, surely.

Well, we're definitely in the right place at least. It's got the voice of Tara, refusing surrender (instead of shooting someone, so she is wasting time). It has secret access corridors everywhere and not so many fish. But best yet, robots. It's got robots, but they're not colored in. Maybe you guys could color in this picture.

Here are those three sketchy marine biologists again. They are up to no good. They too are wasting time. And so are we, for just watching them and not shooting them. We're lame.

At last the Evil Power Master is revealed, and so is our location, because we are a big stupid idiot. Instead of killing us, we get to watch as our precious Lacoon system is destroyed. Why aren't they killing us, anyway? Dolts.

Ending AN:
Type: Failure/What-The-Hell

That didn't go so well. Looks like we ought to call Flppto.
Convinced we're too useless and pathetic to do this on our own, we have to summon Flppto to help us. The Commander has self-esteem issues, issues which can only be rectified through the magic of Thunderdome. Two man enter, one man leave. This book needs more Thunderdome, because it has none.

We, on the other hand, have another ridiculous decision. Do we (AZ) Shoot at what is probably Flppto (Oh please say yes) or do we (BA) Wait and See (and Die)?

Ending Catalogue:
Total Endings: 13
Non-Endings: BB BE
Victory Endings: Z AC AR AT
Failure Endings: AA AB AN AP AS BC BD
Death Endings: AA AB AP AS BC BD

What-The-Hell Endings: AA AN BE


Jigglysaint said...

You read my mind. Watch as you shoot and it turns out you kill the Evil Power Master.

SirGameandWatch said...

Shoot! If you do, Flppto might die. And that's a good thing.

NotPigeonV2 said...

Shoot it! Shoot it!
Let's just hope Flippto didn't have his anti-hypnosis helmet built into his hat.

Anonymous said...

Even if it IS Flppto, there's no reason to waste a perfectly good phazer shot, or whatever we're using here, on such a worthless lackey. I say we wait and see if it really is Flppto, and THEN fire.

I mean...not fire, of course...<.<;

Anonymous said...

Come in, this is to easy.

Shot the noise! Noise deserves to die!