Instead of fleeing back to headquarters, we attempt to give Flppto a patch job and keep exploring. So naturally, we are captured within seconds. And we have a healthy dose of resolve and willpower. It doesn't, however, change the fact that we have failed utterly and that the story has abruptly stopped. Worse, Flppto lives.
Ending BG:
Type: Non-Ending/Failure/What-The-Hell
That bites. Let's try the other ending, maybe Flppto will die this time.
You drag Flppto back to base. He calls you a jerk. The recon teams scare off the Evil Power Master and he gets away. Worst. Commander. Ever.
Ending BF:
Type: Non-Ending/Failure
Ending Catalogue:
Total Endings: 16
Non-Endings: BB BE BF BG
Victory Endings: Z AC AR AT
Failure Endings: AA AB AN AP AS BA BC BD BF BG
Death Endings: AA AB AP AS BA BC BD
What-The-Hell Endings: AA AN BA BE BG
And we're at the halfway mark! 16 out of 30 endings are complete, and the book is half over! Next time, we answer the question... what if we didn't bother with Congress at all, and went to Sector 31-47-89?
The second half of the book will bring us exciting new aggravations, insipid characters with uninspired writing, and the worst picture in the entire book.
6 comments:
What is the logic behind your ending naming system? is it according to it's order you found the? the order they appear if you read the book like an idiot? What?
Neat! We got through half the endings! Unfortunately, Flppto didn't die in any of them, and seems to just kick around with us wherever we go. Damnit Flppto, you ruined three perfectly good endings be existing! Way to go you stupid Martian...you're worse than Kitsune!
http://www.pic-upload.de/13.11.07/gzd9eo.png
Better late than never...^^
There's an even worse picture than the Evil Power Master's three glowing crotches?
You know all these pictures remind me of Chick Tracts. It kind of makes you think really.
It's very simple: I name the post after the branch we end the update at.
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